i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag
Mr. Banks just got owned
Julie Andrews is MY queen.
practically perfect in every way
(Source: wizardshavethephonebox, via endlesslywander)
The flower shop scene in all its infinite glory.
kasper this is the room this is the film we all want you to see
omg i really really need to watch this
kasper oh my god please you have to watch this. it’s one of the best things to ever exist oh my god
also i love when people find out my boyfriend’s name is johnny and then they do that thing where they squint at me all suspicious like because they don’t know if it’s true or if I’m making a reference to The Room.
(via punderwall)